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The
Late Night Sandwich
with
Susan Wood & Andrew Blanchard
10pm - Midnight Sundays
About the late night sandwich-
People often ask ‘what does the late night sandwich mean?’ (Well once or twice) and find themselves even more so perplexed when they’re replied with ’mind your own business’. However now the truth will be exposed, The Late Night Sandwich as you’ve never seen it… heard it…um… read it.
Why The Late Night Sandwich? Were we just hungry? Do we eat sandwiches? Do we even like sandwiches? What fool is asking these types of questions?
All as baffling a question as the next and to answer them would consequently take 23 hours and 59 minutes of deep drilling. Why deep drilling? Why 23 hours and 59 minutes? This again is another question as bewildering as its predecessor. To be able to give a satisfying answer to every question would require the birth of a super human baby whose facial features are so amazingly “38 year old like” it could be said they were born middle aged. Until this happens you and I will be unfulfilled. So seek forth this baby that will be born middle aged who is to be born in 3838 on the 38th of the 3rd and 8th month and the race to answer the unanswerable will be fulfilled.
About
the hosts-
Andrew-
Andrew
Blanchard woke up one day in the Blue Mountains bewildered to find
himself materialised in ‘the best part of it’, later being renamed
‘Hazelbrook’ then on the same day being changed back to ‘the best
part of it’. Previously conquering past endeavours such as: The
Walk from Hazelbrook to Springwood (to be completed in 2004) decided
to move into radio. He's been interested in radio ever since one
bored day, where he broadcasted over a walkie talkie to his sister
in the room down the hall, shocked to find out she'd turned it off
way before his hour long broadcast ended. His latest venture of
starting and running his own restaurant '(Some Restaurant)®' is
underway and he is also a master of kung fu posing.
Susan-
Susan Wood, head of the ever-growing global empire Swood Corporations©®™, resides in The United Streets of Hazelbrook where she sits in darkness night after night, draining the blood of the innocent one by one into her goblet, mocking those below from her tower and plotting world domination. She hasn’t succumbed to telling even the closest of friends how she plans on taking over the world, but since the start of ‘The Late Night Sandwich’ there have been strange happenings. People from 10pm-12am on Sunday nights find themselves mentioning Susan’s name over and over, no matter how irrelevant the conversation and even if they’re not listening to the radio show at all.
Many people suspect that her voice through the radio waves has triggered off a hypnotic spell. But when asked, she responded by saying it was just “a load of bollocks” laughing evilly. Slowly becoming louder and louder – not to mention scarier.
Could this be the start of her plot for world domination? She refused to comment…
Then immediately answered, “Yes”.
Susan and Andrew are both aspiring students: aspiring to finish the endless projects that they come up with or whatever sets itself quick enough into the que. You can often find Andrew day-dreaming on trains, his presence being detected by the soft rattle of unidentifiable noise coming from his firmly set headphones. Susan will often be found destroying buildings in one lightning quick blast of fire, hanging damsels, in a torrid love affair with their clichéd male hero, and often going out to visit her friends at their workplaces and annoyingly never leaves, and even more irritating when she doesn’t buy anything.
Together they form The Late Night Sandwich a night show for …
Whoever-listens-to-(preferably community)-radio-that-late-on-a-Sunday-night. Where it sometimes features a line of random segments including:
Contact-
Do you have ideas for what could be featured on the mystery segment? Do you have any retail stories of your own? Think you’re interesting enough to be interviewed? Or if you know you’re uninteresting, we’ll still interview you anyway. (We don’t mind shameless self-promoters that way we have something in common)
Sundays 10 till Midnight, The Late Night Sandwich, grab a spoon and join us